Free Security Boot Camp for UK spies?

How stupid do you need to be a spy?

Apparently so stupid that you take highly classified documents on to a public train, documents that weren't event supposed to leave the building and then "whoops" leave them there.

No amount of forensic training would help you find these documents.

How come documents of this nature are even allowed to be printed? Surely the safest way to read and protect them is via encryption and devices that can be controlled. The humble Windows Mobile device can be wiped remotely using exchange so this technology is already viable.

Perhaps Firebrand Training should offer all government employees a free security boot camp?